is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ambien. No doubt about it.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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