What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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