summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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