I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
where does the pee come out of this thing
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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