just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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