found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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