What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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