I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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