no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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