i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Blood and glitter go together right?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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