i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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