we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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