Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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