i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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