it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Dicks are not precious.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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