I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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