I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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