a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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