Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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