I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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