we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
