thus making me awesome and them whores
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Is it penis luge time yet?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
