Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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