I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?