Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going