hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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