You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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