is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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