He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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