So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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