Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
This baby is an asshole
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We need to get me chipped asap
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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