i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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