Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.