A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
