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  i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning

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• (914): View more from New York

  i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..

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• (406): View more from Montana

  you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum

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• (+86): View more from China

  Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores

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• (914): View more from New York

  His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.

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