Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger