it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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