My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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