just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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