So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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