We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US