Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence