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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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