hotel room ftw
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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