dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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