he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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