the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...