Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?