I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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