I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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