her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
