Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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