He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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