Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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