Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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