i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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