if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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