Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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