Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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