Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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