hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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